A look at Satanic Rules of the Earth numbers 1 and 10. Also, celebrating 20 years of my OTHER podcast, The Devil’s Mischief, some thoughts on a recent Satanic baptism I performed, and we’ll read some listener mail concerning Satansplain’s theme music, criminal records, and a hair-raising Satanecdote.
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Magister Bill M. here with Satansplain. Before we get into this episode, I have a couple of personal things I want to announce. Namely, a baptism, The Devil’s Mischief, and Reaper’s Undergound. As always, if you want to skip ahead to the other content, that’s fine. I won’t be offended. How CAN I be offended? This is pre-recorded. I can’t see what you’re doing. Or…can I?
Anyway, recently I performed a Satanic baptism for a local Satanist’s couple’s baby girl. I talked all about Satanic baptisms in Satansplain episode #24. To rehash a couple of points FROM that episode: those of you who own the book The Satanic Rituals by Anton LaVey know that in Satanism, we have two different baptismal rites: one for infants, one for adults. Baptism is not a REQUIREMENT to be in the Church of Satan or for that matter just be a Satanist. We don’t have sacraments in Satanism. But, humans often like to commemorate important events or personal convictions, and do that through ceremony, whether it’s religious, or something secular like an anniversary or graduation. And for Satanists, wanting to express one’s COMING to Satanism, and taking up the label of Satanist, is something I’d say is worth celebrating. Recently down in Florida, Church of Satan Reverend Howl was conducting Satanic baptisms for people. I think there’s some video of that you can find online. But it’s something we’ve obviously been doing for decades. I myself went though the Satanic Baptism back in the 1990s. A fellow Church of Satan member who was a friend of mine conducted it for myself and a few other Church of Satan members.
Now as I said though, there are two different Satanic baptisms, one for adults, and one for infants, or children. And the reason for this is pretty straightforward. In Satanism, we don’t indoctrinate children, and we certainly don’t believe in things like original sin. In other religions, an infant baptism is used to supposedly cleanse the baby of something. Or in some way indoctrinate, which makes no sense, because a baby is too young to understand religion in ANY form. But in Satanism we say no, we embrace the carnal, and a baby is the human at its most carnal state, without the indoctrination of spiritual pipedreams, so an infant baptism is a CELEBRATORY thing; celebrating this life that was created by natural biology, and it’s moreso a ceremony for the PARENTS, as they’re the Satanists who want to celebrate it.